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Woodchuck
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit
materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Conspirators
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! - May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!
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Dopey Religion
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. - I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.
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Smoke in your face
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? - (At a barbeque) Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
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Would I Lie?
Amicule, deliciae, num is sum qui mentiar tibi? - Baby, sweetheart, would I lie to you?
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Mulligan
Alterum ictum faciam - I'm going to take a mulligan
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Life is too short
Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly women
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Level Mind
Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem - Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. (Horace)
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